farts nuggen
n. the act of allowing one’s lips and cheeks to vibrate while pressed firmly between another’s -ss cheeks and exhaling forcefully.
it usually elicits many giggles and protests from the victim to stop.
syn. fartserbit
additional examples:
similar to a zerbit, this is done with your face is pressed in between the -ss-cheeks of another person.
you then exhale out of your lips forcefully, similar to the way you would blow on a musical trumpet or do the “motorboat” to a pair of large br–sts.
the resulting sound is similar to the sound of one p-ssing gas.
he had his face between my -ss cheeks and gave me a farts nuggen!
or
i thought i was farting on his face when he gave me that farts nuggen!
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