fartstipation
where you got real bad gas.
and no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your r-ct-m.
ps. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly sh-t yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
aw man i felt sh-t all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation
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