Fartwraith
a fartwraith is similar to a fart ghost, though far more dreadful. while a fart ghost would linger in a room like a group of scene kids behind the local 7/11, a fartwraith is birthed like a mammal from the -ss and permeates the fabric of your underwear and pants. these babies set up camp for the long haul. fartwraiths could even persist after a run through the washer and dryer. you’ll be hard-pressed to believe it wasn’t a shart. your best bets are to either bleach your cursed linens, or empty an entire can of lysol into the ground zero -n-l regions.
can also be used as a generic, vulgar epithet which is typically applied to persons who are lazy, daft, and/or bootlickers.
friend: “dude… do you smell that?”
victim: “yeah. that’s me.”
friend: “warn me before you let one rip, man!”
victim: “this is my fartwraith from 5 days ago…”
friend: “jumpin’ jesus…”
“bring a friend and observe in horror as they transform into a mindless challenge run suggesting, meme spouting fartwraith who never actually completes the game”
Read Also:
- feeding tube
top definition feeding tube when you shove your p-n-s down someone’s throat and c-m. “that girl at the soup kitchen was looking hungry, so i gave her the feeding tube.” by unicorn death trap september 04, 2015 0 0 random word 20
- femmogynist
a hard working woman who is taken advantage of by men who are unable to do so for themselves. despite four male managers with combined 58 years of retail experience, the store closing would never have been successful without gina, a femmogynist, who never says she cannot.
- Ficspace
the state of being completely emotuonally and mentally invested into a fanfiction. the world around you becomes unimportant or completely not there and all that matters is the characters and plot of the fanfiction. real life outside of the fanfic seems non existant. could possibly feel as if ones self is the character in the […]
- foreigner fetish
the attraction that men and women have for people from other countries. their accents, clothes and lifestyles give them an unexplainable coolness that draws people from one country to them. i don’t know what it is about french guys, they have this international vibe that just drives me nuts, ‘i fall in love with them […]
- Freedom Fat
freedom fat refers to the extra pounds that many americans wear. it’s their right to be unhealthy and if you criticize their choices, you must ‘hate their freedom.’ does all this freedom fat make my confederate flag look small?