Fast Food Terrorism
the act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quant-ty of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). the act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a gl-ss window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. it also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.
fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. show the uneducated what they are really eating. fast food terrorism.
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