a fastabend’s sandals
a fastabend’s sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.
- slurp face
slurp face: n, defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare. girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face slurp face confirmed see: the look derp face
- whole 9 yards
the whole package. his low rider was sick g! hydraulics and chomed out rims. the whole 9 yards!
- loosely dating
more than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together no we are not really together were just loosely dating
verb. to cut a conversation short- specifically pertaining to male genitalia, e.g. p-n-ses. i performed a circ-msation when she couldn’t stope talking about the size of his d-ck.
- apple puncher
ap·ple punch·er /ˈapəl-pən(t)sh-er/ noun 1. the act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones -n-l cavity. “bro, i was watching p-rn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher i’ve ever seen” via giphy