fastabend’s sandals



a fastabend’s sandals
a fastabend’s sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.

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