fastfed
the biggest tool in the world.
i went to sears over the weekend to pick up a professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed’s in. it’s got ball bearings and junk.
adj. to be self–ssured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “ignorance is bliss.”
“look at that -sshole, he sh-t his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”
“d-mn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”
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