fastplant


verb; planting your foot temporarily and quickly against a hard surface mid-air through a maneuver.
as he peaked his jump off the half-pipe, he did a fastplant against the wall before coming down.
losing centrifugal motion while riding a bmx bike sideways around a curve, you’d better fastplant or gravity will take over and you’ll eat dirt.

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