fat and gay
commonly -ssociated with the french word fatigué, meaning to be tired, bored french students will hear this word as “fat and gay” as the french pr-nuniation sounds very similar. this will likely be the only word a french student will remember from the cl-ss apart from “je mappelle (their french name)”.
french teacher: when ones tired in french we would say “il et fatigué (fati-ghey)”
student #1:what? whos fat and gay
student #2:look everyone david is sleeping he must be fat and gay.
french teacher: no, fatigué (fati-ghey) like the word fatigue in english with the exact same spelling.
the entire cl-ss for the next 30 minutes: (snicker) david is fat and gay (snicker)
test question from the final: translate fatigué
student’s response: an obese h-m-s-xual
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