Fat Bastard
crazy scottish guy in the austin powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. he has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. he loves eating and being a slob.
fat b-st-rd is pr-ne to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. has played several roles in the austin powers series; including a scottish bagpipe player, basic -ss-ssin, ups deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.
some fat b-st-rd quotes:
-“ya know what mah favorite helen hunt movie is? twister!” (picks sumo wrestler up with a t-tty twister)
-“sorry, i fahted…”
-“i want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs………..chilllliiiiiiiii’s baby-back ribs!”
-mistere english kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. well, let me tell ya somethin, sonny jim; i ate a baby! oh yeah, baby: the other other white meat! baby: it’s what’s for deener!”
-“where’s mah mo-ney?”
-aiiieeee…….frisky are we?”
austin powers’ fat enemy
fat b-st-rd, you’re not fat anymore.
that fat guy from austin powers
fat b-st-rd: i havent seen my w-lly in over three years! thats long enought to call it legally missing!
im fat becaise i eat, and i eat because im fat.
someone who is super fat and b-tchy
i hate you
you are such a fat b-st-rd
overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. usually acts like a -sshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.
that fat b-st-rd stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.
to eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. the eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatb-st-rd.
d-mn, did you see sean fatb-st-rd those two doughnuts? chocolate and vanilla frosting for the win!
a big fat man from austin powers. he’s austin powers obese enemy. has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as f-ck… possibly the ugliest character in existence.
also can be a name applied to anyone who’s large and annoying.
vitale looks like fat b-st-rd. ugh.
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