fat b*tch friday is when you go out on a friday night and are surrounded by fat b*tches at the club. they stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. they always travel in packs.
man this club is really known for fat b*tch friday. it is appropriate to wish fat b*tches a “happy friday”
- couple tattoo
a tattoo you get with your s/o to symbolize your relationship omg did you see jenny and greg got a couple tattoo on their nipples
the cool girl and owns people in comebacks danat can own you by saying hi p**p face you can’t even give me a dirty and if you do at least make one of them pretty
a depressing s*xual drought. a long and horrific amount of time without s*xual contact. i gotta go out and meet some new people so i can’t bust out of this deponte. no love slump born again virgin round peg square hole chast*ty dry spell no action jackson hands on relationship
- finger glitch
finger glitch is where you stick your finger in a girl’s *sshole instead of her p*ssy by accident. “dude last night i was drunk and i had a finger glitch my girl, she was p*ssed off when i didn’t realize i was still doing it.”