Fat Day


(n) a day where you feel fat. its not your period…its not that mcflurry and vodka you mixed together last night, its just a fat…day..

-you feel like an oompah loompah trapped inside of the pepperidge farm. but its okay, cuz everyone has them.

-just grab a pair of sweats and one of those t-shirts you

you got for free at your soccer camp…and lets rock

these rolls, baby!
amelita “eww..whats she wearing?”

carlos “her sweats and a soccer shirt!”
amelita “ohhh….”
(together) “fat day!!! wooohooo!!!”
a day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.
when we get to the cinema, we’re having a fat day! we’ll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
1. the act of taking a random day off from school and using your weight and/or size as your excuse.
2. the act of taking a day off of gym cl-ss due to the activity or just pure laziness due to your morbid obesity.
hey man, we’re running in gym today. i think i’ll take a fat day.

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