fat friction


fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. it has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 btus of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
my girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

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