fat guy swole
when a fat guy doesn’t have the body definition of somebody who is considered traditionally muscular, but has some proportional features, such as muscular arms, that make his fat guy features look acceptable.
alec baldwin is in pretty good shape for a fat guy.
yeah, i know. he’s fat guy swole.
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