Fat Kid

loves cake
…i luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. i’ll do anything to make ya smile!
any person who, regardless of age, s-x or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person’s weight; it is purely a state of mind.

certain moments and activities can be categorized as fat kid moments and/or activities. examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of ben&jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; -ssuming other people’s food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
“so…you going back for thirds, too?”
“um, obviously. haha omg we’re such fat kids.”

“dude i’m such the fat kid…everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and i was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job.”

“hey, did you read that article on mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?”
“mmm…mexican food.”
always gets picked last.
coach: jackson to the blue team…
coach: that’s everyone, right?
fat kid: i’m still here…
coach: yeah, you, fat kid, red team.
the craziest ghetto trash white boy to ever live in the park lane projects. president and founder of fatkids inc.
f.k.i. you know me so dont hate me
you better watch ya mouth, cause fatkid will f-ck ya up
verbal and physicle punching bags to take out your hate on coz they have no feelings or emotions often hillarious to set on fire or shoot at with paintball guns but it takes alotta paint to get through that fatt-ss
lets kick the sh-t outa those fat kid over their at wendys (i know it tastes terrible but fat kids probably go their because they arnt human )whos keen?

everyone in the crowd: let me at him grannys: we get first hit!!
a person that is either on the offensive or defensive line in football
those d-mn fat kids can’t block at all.
any person who, regardless of age, s-x or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person’s weight; it is purely a state of mind.

certain moments and activities can be categorized as fat kid moments and/or activities. examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of ben&jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; -ssuming other people’s food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.
“so…you going back for thirds, too?”
“um, obviously. haha omg we’re such fat kids.”

“dude i’m such the fat kid…everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and i was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job.”

“hey, did you read that article on mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?”
“mmm…mexican food.”