fat kids schoolbag
rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat b-st-rds satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a f-cking great kick?…. no?…just me then.
someone started a rumour that the headmaster is kn-bbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they’re gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag
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