Fat Ladied


to show up to work late, hungover and/or still drunk. a term used by english speaking ex-pats living in venice, italy. the term is rumoured to have originated from being stuck behind a fat lady on crutches in the narrow streets of venice, it was rumoured to have been originally an excuse for being late to work, the current definition has grown to incorporate being both late and generally unfit to work.
mel was so fat ladied this morning, she was late and looked like she hadn’t slept last night!

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