fat minute
a really long period of time
i haven’t smoked in a fat minute
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1. a long -ss time. (requires extra emphasis on the “fat”) typically used to refer to how long you’ve been waiting on someone, often for drugs. the fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named kat blowing a xany with the money she just made off of you.
2. also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.
ex: 1
fiend: here’s 50 bucks go get those dog bones.
kat: ok, i’ll be right back.
fiend: (after ~ 15 minutes) you were in there a for fat minute.
kat: -sniff- ya i know right, the b-tch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. -sniff-
fiend: ya… i’ll have to hit you up later.
kat: bet.
ex 2:
fiend2: dude we haven’t gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up kat.
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