Fat Oaf
1. a particular individual who sits around all day gaining weight, and who is moronic. from the latin root, fattius oafius.
2. president taft.
you: yo, joe, did you see jerry at mcdonalds the other day? that fatty had to use his inhaler after every bite.
joe: yeah, what a fat oaf.
or
you: oh my g-d, that is one ugly walrus in that picture.
other guy: that’s not a walrus, it’s just president taft’s baby picture.
some who is very obese suffers eating problems. and when your eyes meet their faces you have searious mental damage.
i’ll have that m-ffin you fat oaf.
andrew schiber, fat -ss dumb f-ck
coach:hey andrew who do u want to be captian
schriber:duhhhhhhhh schiber, and duhhhhhhh ander schiber im fat n dumb duhhhhhhhhh
really dumb kid whose only achievement is sport. rarely knows anything worth knowing.
“hey harrison you fat oaf”
“gooooooon”
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