Fat Purple Turtle


1. a person of considerable anoyance; someone that casues you to become very angry, upset or agitated -sshole
2. a large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint
3. a really bad teacher
4. if you are either 1 or 3, then you. if not, i am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle
dude, mr h. is such a fat purple turtle! i sware, he didn’t even read my aper but he still have me a b+, what the h-ll!

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