Fat Rat
an offensively large dump. a cr-p of such grave proportions, that should the cruel b-st-rd decide to deliver it whole (without any effort of pinching it off, flushing in between), such a deed would amount to nothing less than an act of pure, unabated vandalism; a destruction of public or private property, with due compensation and mandatory letter of apology to the caretaker of said toilet.
accomplice: where ya goin?
offender: just poppin’ into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
-closes door-
-speaking through the door, the conversation continues-
accomplice: have you prepared you’re letter of apology?
offender: aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.
“the f-ck?! who broke my toilet? whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when i find out, i swear i’ll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you’ll be belching farts for the next week and a half!”
a guinea pig… a vile little creature that resembles nothing so much as a rat, if that rat were designed by gm and built by amc.
mom: so… would you like to get a pet?
kid: sure. anything but a fat rat.
a: what -is- that smell?
b: oh, that’s my brother’s fat-rats. he changes their litter about as often as he showers.
fartso marsters
y’alrite fatrat
an overweight woman.
geez, are all tri delts fat rats?
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