Fat Second
a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. as seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.
“yo i haven’t seen you in a long time, where have you been?”
“it hasn’t been that long. i got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second.”
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