Fat Walk


when an obscenely obese man or woman walks or waddles to the tune of a trumpet.
the fat walk tune –
‘ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba bwom ba ba bwom bwom bwom ba ba ‘
a long walk (usually at night) that people take after binging on food because they feel guilty
hoban: omg, i ate too much!
renz: dude, let’s go for a fat walk!
an irregular walk caused by a person’s obesity, usually a cross beween a waddle and a limp.
see that guy up ahead, that’s fred. i know that fatwalk anywhere.

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