Fatal Attraction Fart
its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won’t go away. its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. they show up and the worst possible times. most of the time they skulk up like an -ss goblin and surprise you. frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. bad timing!
i was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when i had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.
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