Fatassing


to procrastinate or eat excessivly
stop fat-ssing and get back to work!
verb. to carry out activities that may result in one’s heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.
john: i’m going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing cod4

claire: stop fat -ssing, you’ll become a fat -ss
when people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.
joe: wow, this traffic is really backed up. you’d think the cop would be directing all the cars.
billy: no, he’s too busy fat-ssing. look he’s got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

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