Fatbag

a medium pizza, rolled up and deep-fried. it is officially called a pizza roll. usually ordered when intoxicated. the favorite food of drunk st. lawrence university students. if eaten sober, the first few bites tend to taste quite delicious. the same can’t be said about the last few bites. the ultimate diet killer, hence the name “fatbag.”
“i was so drunk last night, i called sergi’s and ate a whole fatbag by myself.”
great big hoofin pair of t-tties
id love to stick my pingu in her fatbags
bags o fat hanging from the elbows or knees, and in serious cases hanging from the chin
did you see her arms?

yeah she’s got total fat bags
(noun, pl) t-ts that are actually just bags of fat; they are totally shapeless, and can only be found on fat people. they frequently cause b-n-r whiplash.
susan: you have way bigger b–bs than i do!
mindy: no, your b–bs are way bigger because they are not even b–bs, they are fatbags.
br–sts, b–bs, t-ts, honkers, hooters, melons and shabadooo’s
guy 1: look at the fat bags on that one!!!
guy 2: very nice!!!
a bag from a large fast food chain.
katie had many fat bags in the back of her car.
(adj): deriving from drug lingo, “fat bags” describes something that is beyond satisfactory. something is “fat bags” when it exceeds one’s expectations or standards.
you tom, did you call that guy i told you about?

h-ll yeah dude, his sh-t was fat bags