fatchelorette party


a bachelorette party in which all partic-p-nts are obese and unattractive.
hey man, wanna go to jake ivory’s tonight?
no way…there’s always a fatchelorette party there!
fatchelorette party or for men, fatchelor party – when you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. you’re last day of food freedom.
before i start my diet tomorrow i’m going to have a good ol’ fashioned fatchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!

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