Father Penguin
a s-xual act where, prior to oral s-x, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. this can be performed by both male and female partners. (does not need to be -ssociated with drinking or being drunk)
man, this chick i was with last night was so freaky; she’s totally into puke play and p–p. tonight i think i’ll give her the ol’ father penguin before we f-ck.
i was so drunk last night that i father penguined all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!
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