FatJake


the act of one’s chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their -ss h-tting the floor.
i can’t believe i just pulled a fatjake.
ha ha, tiesha just pulled a fatjake.
don’t talk sh-t to me; i’ll make you pull a fatjake.
wow, that fatjake was really refreshing; just what i needed to wake me up!
she pulled a fatjake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
i broke my backbone from pulling a fatjake.

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