fattums


a really fat, orange cat
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me

syn. fatsh-t, fat-ss
“oh no, fatsh-t, come back here!”
3 more definitions
slang to say “fat of”, means something is rich, plentiful.
lennie in the novel “of mice and men” said: “i wanna live in the fatta land”
a male office -ssistant with yellow fingers and a heavy smell of smoke.
when the fatta protested his hourly waige, he was reminded that he could become a full commision salisman.
a dumb-ss motherf-cker that comes to this website to look up these words that we make up
this student has been sayin this word so i better take my dumb-ss on the net to look for it,because these kids cant have fun with their words.

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