Fauceting


when a person of feminine mystique gets naked, lays in the bath tub, presses her v-g-n- up against the faucet of the tub, turns on, not only the water, but herself too, and has an -rg-sm.
“kelly, how was the bath?”
“good, i was fauceting for 35 minutes and have never felt anything like it before in my entire life. it was wonderful.”

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