Faulty Pigeon
a stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.
mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
ricky: holy b-lls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
mike: wow, i’m calling animal control. here you talk to them
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animal control: h-llo this is animal control how can we help you?
ricky: yes, animal control? we got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your -ssistance immediately.
animal control: thank you! we’re on it!
a hopeless outcast that can’t fit in anywhere and n-body is willing to help, as in ‘an unwanted streetwalker with a broken wing that n-body will feed.’
rick: i kinda feel sorry for mikey, he’s sitting there all alone with his hentai comic books
jonathan: what! mikey? man, n-body cares about that creeper, that guy’s hopeless, he’s a faulty pigeon!
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