Faussie

a combination of two root words; faux (meaning false) and aussie (meaning australian). describing one who falsely identifies him/herself with australian heritage, predominantly by mimicking a strong australian accent. this practice is commonly used when trying to seduce a very gullible and/or intoxicated individual.
1: (strong faussie accent) “ah, c’mon why won’t you let me go ‘down under’ on you?”

2: “because i’m sober and you’re clearly canadian.”
faussie – you take the concept of gayness (not h-m-s-xuality…gayness), add being p-ssy whipped, scared to talk to anyone, chronic masturbation, a fascination with anime, various rash’s, dressing like the guy from growing up gotti, and listing to venga boys and celine dion + bands that sound like they wrote their music while being grounded by their parents…and you still wouldn’t scratch the surface of what a faussie is. here are some more guidelines in identifying a possible faussie:

– faussie’s tend to travel alone and often giggle while walking around street corners.
– faussie’s are the primary enemies of both chuck norris and kiefer sutherland
– when confronted with the concept of dancing a faussie tends to look around with the eyeb-lls only and then shift his/her weight between legs in a strange balancing act-motion (this has been observed with more than one subject.
– jesus doesn not love faussies
– in the event of an emergency, a faussie should be the first one sacrificed
– faussies are natural born c-ck-block’s; there is often no intention behind the block itself as faussies are not equiped with b-lls or genital orgins… and once the subject faussie has realized that he is indeed blocking (and will shortly be punished), the fright only makes the situation worse.
– not a lot of people can be genuine faussie’s so you must use the term sparingly

it is impossible for me expend more energy on the subject at this point.

synonyms:
fausse-clot = a mix between the word ‘faussie’ and ‘blood-clot’
flying-faussie = an extremely faussed out faussie
fausshole = faussie + -sshole (the actual hole itself)
history of the term:
the word faussie was first conceived in a fit of rage by a person only known as “souraj”; the word was uttered in an unintended manner and witness’s say it may have come as a result of divine intervention.
your a faussie….look…its a faussie…