faux cock


artificial c-ck, d-ld-, dong
1)cuc-mber is kind of faux c-ck

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-c-ck directly into the hole
any number of items used as a d-ld-.
jan’s fauxc-ck is a cuc-mber.

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