Faux-free
something advertised as “free,” bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.
she signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them “faux-free,” as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.
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