faux-gagement ring
a ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
guy: hey, are you seeing someone?
girl: –obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring– yea, i am. sorry.
guy: oh, never mind then.
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