faux-poo
1. noun. a fart that accidentally slips out in an embarr-ssing situation.
2. noun. a fart that is intentionally released but exhibits the owner’s poor sense of social etiquette.
3. noun. a really bad fart that is more closely described as a fake sh-t; only missing the solid matter.
oh my g-d, did someone step in something or was that a faux-poo?
can you believe cindy’s faux-poo during church?
when you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.
dalton doesn’t like the job -ssigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.
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