FauxCD
a term used to describe the state of a normal person who falsely claims to have obsessive compulsive disorder (ocd)
bro #1: oh my god, i have such a bad case of ocd. whenever i see a crunchy-looking leaf, i have to step on it.
bro #2: nah, that’s bullsh-t, you’ve got faux cd.
when a person has ocd tenancies about certain things. often with organisation of books and dvds on a shelf, or where things are placed.
dude, seriously, matt has a serious case of fauxcd! last week he castrated me because i put his mug on the wrong hook in his kitchen!
replacing on the colloquialization of obsessive compulsive disorder, this word is what the average person experiences over slight irrational nuisances. ocd is a serious diagnosed disorder, while fauxcd is an explanation for everyday quirks.
“ugh, i hate it when the t.v. volume is at 17, please change it: my fauxcd is killing me”
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