fauxgan
in australia or new zealand: a person who believes they are not a bogan when in fact they display some or all of the traits of typical bogans such as latent alcoholism and lack of intelligence. a fauxgan reading this description would be easily identifiable as they would pr-nounce it forksgan, much like a bogan.
fauxgan: look at those bogan dumb c-nts
friend: (cough) you used the phrase dumb c-nt and you’re holding a can of woodstock bourbon.
fauxgan: are you callin me a bogan? i’ll smash ya c-nt!
the term fauxgan describes the new wave of bogan that sports the faux-hawk, drinks and takes drugs to excess and can usually be spotted in surfy shirts, board shorts and thongs. this breed of bogan is native to night spots such as the deen, the cott and the obh.
“look at the fauxgan p-ssed out in the gutter!”
(australia)
someone who doesn’t realise they are a bogan; middle and upper cl-ss offspring with a propensity for utes, vb, alcopops, hoodies, dunlop volleys and cl-ssic australian pub rock bands like cold chisel; all -ss, no cl-ss.
also, a bogan who pretends they are not; a bogan who has swapped their flanno, stonewash jeans, vb and west coast cooler for designer gear, stella artois and alcopops.
“that hoodie is totally fauxgan.”
“why would you buy a monaro, are you a fauxgan?”
“shazza can shop at djs all she wants but we know a fauxgan when we see one.”
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