Fauxlice


security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. despite the fact that they only have a f-cking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.
dude 1: “i dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big”

dude 2: “man, f-ck tha fauxlice, that b-tch is a badge and 2 b-lls short of scaring me!”
normal, non-police drivers that drive black, tan, blue, or white impalas or crown victoria’s that scare the sh-t out of potheads on the highway.
sh-t, a cop… eat that blunt! oh wait, no… it’s just some faux-lice. d-mn, you already ate it? well, roll another…
a police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.
also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.
in the car:
p-ssenger says to driver “sh-t watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over”
driver -slams the brakes-

both p-ssenger and driver realize “sh-t thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, d-mnit”
a security guard or rent-a-cop.

the fauxlice were guarding the door.

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