fauxment
a fake comment on a facebook status or picture. the comment is typed, then a screenshot is taken before the comment is submitted.
a fauxment is never actually submitted, and is typically a release of anger towards a person or an off-color remark that could be seen as offensive by others.
the other day, john posted the stupidest status about how much he loves suzy, even though he’s a closeted h-m-s-xual who has s-x with me behind her back. i made a fauxment that said, “oh yeah?! if you love suzy so much how come last night you told her you were sick and then came to my place and f-cked me senseless?”
when you share a fake moment with someone
he starred into my eyes and we had a fauxment cause i knew all he was thinking about was his girlfriend
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