faux’stache
a false mustache
also: a false moustache
mustache day was a big success. everyone in mrs. tutt’s 2nd period cl-ss had on a faux’stache.
a moustache that is only half-formed. generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. also known as a mexi-stache.
those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.
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