Fauxtivist
a social “movement” brought to attention through internet memes and word of mouth that has almost no validity in the real world and will become p-sse in a matter of months.
common sense person: “let’s go occupy the apple store, they are a money grubbing corporation, right?”
hipster douchebag: “occupy apple? i need my iphone to p-ss along all the latest fads. besides occupy is so 2011, it’s all about kony 2012!”
common sense person: “you’re just buying into the latest fad. you’re such a hipster fauxtivist”
a person advocating a cause over the internet but not making any real effort for the cause in other aspects.
dude this guy has been spamming my wall with kony all weekend, what a fauxtivist.
or
everybody changed their facebook image to a cartoon character for a cause? nope not really, just more fauxtivists.
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