Favian softie
a measurement tool wielded by all favians comprised of a usually flaccid p-n-s. one favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and m-ss depending on the context. it is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout north america. the term was originally coined in montreal, canada.
guy #1: how tall do ya reckon that building is man?
guy #2: i don’t know in feet or stories..but if i had to say…it’s about 1.7 million favian softies.
guy #1: flaccid or fully erect?
guy #2: all the way, babe
guy #1: whoa!! that’s quite tall!
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