Faygo


a small, tiny caucasian male who doesn’t even lift and wears women’s clothing. also likes to get blackout drunk and sleep naked with dudes
alex was such a faygo this weekend, but then again what’s new.

faygo is the ultimate in pop, motha facko
carbonated urine that came from gay clowns.
faygo may contain hepat-tis and aids.
a cheap soda manufactured in detroit, mi. made popular by the “insane clown posse” who rap about, having grown up in a suburb of deroit.
send yo’ mam straight out to the sto’
tell that b-tch to bring home a faygo.
cheap soda that insane clown posse fans spray on each others cl-ts and nipples. it’s a manifestation of these rediculous idiots latent h-m-s-xuality.
i sprayed faygo soda on my juggalo homies and then we started touching each others wieners.
a “soda” (clown pee) that is used by the juggalos to get ready to have s-xual interco-rs- with each other or to mastrabate with.
my brother is a juggalo and we keep on missing a faygo when he has a friend over or when were missing a frozen hotdog…
clown p-ss commonly seen drank by the worshipers of a cr-ppy rap group called insane clown posse aka the juggalos who also commonly wear clown makeup
juggalo: god i love faygo!
me: emmmm…. sprite
juggalo: drink faygo! its the best soda ever!
me: no u wigger
juggalo: do it or i will put an axe through ur head

juggalo who wakes up in the hospital: wheres my faygo!
combination of the words…fake, and dago. an intentional reference to the michigan beverage company, faygo pop.

a fake italian. a person who tries to fit in with the italian crowd. generally mimicing exaggerated stereotypes portrayed in tv and film. a faygo may try to use sterotypical italian-american words that no italian born or 1st generation italian-american would ever commonly use, such as; forgeddabout-t, pasta fazool, etc. what a whigger is to the black community, a faygo is to the italian community. a faygo may even be partially italian by blood, but seperated from italian culture for generations.

a faygo may alter their entire personality and interests, just to fit in with the italian crowd. examples being; wearing leather jackets, slicking their hair back, using italian words in their regular vocabulary (commonly mispr-nouncing them). faygos are generally shunned throughout strong italian-american communities. they are considered second rate and commonly ridiculed for being pretenders.

a term sparingly used in the detroit, mi suburbs of macomb twp., and shelby twp. a term coined by salvatore biondo in 2002.
look at that faygo over there drinking his espresso and using his hands to talk. i grew up with the kid. he used to wear abercrombie and play softball.
a delicious carbonated beverage that, despite its discount price, gets a bad rap due to its popularization by the juggalo scourge.
man, this sucks. i really like grape faygo, but i can’t even look at the stuff in the supermarket without somebody asking me if i’m ‘down wif da clown’.

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