Fazinating


something that you can’t help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck)

this is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:

– overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;

– speaking in the third person;

– hitting on random girls based on their photo;

– “making it rain” without really knowing the real definition;

– scalping concert tickets;

– exhibiting peter pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living sh-t out of girls the next.

– taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.

– being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have ‘partied’ with them based on either a sighting or tmz location report.

– stating attendance at a location with people who weren’t actually there.
holy sh-t! did you check out his facebook status today? it’s fazinating!

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