FBends
fbends(fa’ bendz)friends on face book that you would not otherwise be your friends, or that would be in contact with in any way shape or form.
jim dated tammy in hs and moved 686 miles away and had not heard from nor thought about her in years until the fbends request via face book.
jim knows tom, tom knows kelly, jim fbends kelly even though they have never met because jim thinks kelly’s posts on toms wall are funny.
tom’s graduating cl-ss had over 500 students, now he is fbends with over 100 former female cl-ssmates he rarely had the time to check out in hs.
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