feared the turtle
fear the turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through v-g-n-l intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the s-x has been superseded by her fear of cr-pping the bed.
sue had to ask drew to stop f-cking her because she feared the turtle. she got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
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