fecal dust
an odious, sedimentary mist derived from the -n-s containing fine particles of fecal matter when expelled through the spincter. tends to be unpredictable and can result in what is known as a ‘dookie stain’/’shart’
oh no!!! i just blew fecal dust all over my new pants, down my leg and into my shoe.
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