fecal harrassment
when the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering cr-p in the woman’s room. it is a big no-no to take a stinky sh-t where the restroom is carpeted. therefore, it is hilarious when the human resources manager gags every day when she walks in there.
“i can’t believe jerome. he is going to get in trouble for fecal harr-ssment some day.”
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