Fecal Hysteria
a type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. you can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: the bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the cl-ssic “light” feeling in your colon sets in.
“oh, man, i felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! i ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and wham-mo!!! my fecal hysteria is all but forgotten.”
“oh, yeah, i love that feeling. instant relief. i love functioning colons.”
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